The Garage Door Techies that can do the splits

I arrived with our garage door repair and installation team, to install a new garage door that required lots of physical extending and movement that placed pressure on my worn pants

I was not aware they were at their break point or I would have never used them that day. Maybe I had gained weight or simply outgrown them. Anyways, I had to reach a distant point and while extending my legs my pants started to tear down the middle and completely cut in half. I made an effort stop the tearing and while fumbling lost my grip creating a splits move which only made the tear worse. My buddies were laughing and I had to replace my pair of pants since I could not continue my work with a total tear. Since then the joke at our company is that I am the tech who does amazing splits and who tore his pants in two on the job. Everyone is having a good laugh at my expense but luckily, I find it funny too. The moral of the story is that you should be extra careful and pay attention to fit of your clothing…